I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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