lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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