he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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