oh god the rape fog is back!
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She's the barista slut.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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