so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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