there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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