nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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