no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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