If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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