is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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