You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up