Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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