Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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