I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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