I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We’re leaving where are you
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