yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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