Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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