found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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