This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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