It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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