Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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