so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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