he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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