Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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