Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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