he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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