It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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