Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Shame is for Republicans.
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