Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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