whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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