WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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