Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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