Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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