if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
no you cant smoke seaweed
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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