If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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