So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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