how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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