all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Mom said you looked used
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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