im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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