actually, I'm a sock model
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize