ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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