Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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