508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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