I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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