I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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