you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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