So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just gift wrapped bread.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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