if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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