is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?