you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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