i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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