I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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