and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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