i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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