no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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