I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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