1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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