just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We left an ass print on the piano.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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